I've Just Seen a Face

Greetings world! Life is splendid here in Mother Russia. My group is still awesome, the weather is still cold, the food is still delicious, and the pigeons are still conniving little demons. They are up to no good, I can just sense it! And the kids are still crazy. Crazy awesome!

Before I begin my incohesive, attention deficient, egotistical rant I like to call a blog, I have an announcement to make. Are you all listening. It's ground breaking. Drum roll please...............

Magic. Exists. I've known it all along. I've been the laughing stock for years, but who's laughing now, huh? Who's. Laughing. Now??? MUHUWAHAHAHAH!! I was outside playing with our students and I picked up a stick that looked like it would make a fine wand. This kid Maxime, who is a bit of a terror (to put it lightly) was running around on the other side of the play ground. I pointed my wand at him and shouted "AVADA KEDVARA" and he immediately fell over, ergo, magic exists. Of course it works on the time I use the killing curse...woops. Next time I will try something a little less fatal. A patronus charm perhaps. Okay I will be amazed if any one is still reading this after that display of nerdom. Moving on!

One thing I have noticed here is that there are a lot of celebrity look a likes with the kids. It's quite bazaar, thus I have decided to make an entire blog post about it. The first one is unmistakable. 

I have already talked about Sieva (if you don't know who that is read my previous posts! eh? eh?). Technically this one isn't a celebrity look alike, but he looks EXACTLY like my niece Rheannon. I shall show you....

Here we have Sonya. Can you tell? She is identical to the Mary Kate and Ashley twins in Full House... 

Next up we have Dasha, or should I say Boo (from Monsters Inc.)

This next one you have to use your imagination just a little bit. Picture a much skinnier, much younger Jonah Hill.

Mr. Bean. Straight up. 

This one could be my favorite look alike. Vanya/worm from Labyrinth 

Aaaaaaaaand....last but not least. Sasha. I think you will find this once incredibly uncanny 

There you have it. Our little group of celebrities. I'll get you guys some autographs. Except from Gollum. I'm afraid that one is too risky. I could get my fingers eaten off. 

Hopefully you enjoyed my stab at trying to be entertaining. It's 2 AM so of course I find it hilarious. I have to write all my blog posts in the wee hours of the night so that I can laugh at myself and boost my self esteem. I live a sad sad life. I suggest you start reading my future posts in the middle of the night when you are not fully conscious. They might make more sense in your state of delirium. 

Hope all is well on the other side of the world! Always remember...peace and love :)